[I Love Boobs]

She cheated on you and denied it.
She still kept in contact with the dude after she was busted.
She went off for a weekend fuck with loverboy.
Knowing full well you would check her phone, she left pictures of herself and loverboy for you to see.
And you forgive her?
Hoping for a fresh start?
You've conceded way too much territory....
You're the most beta guy I've ever heard of.
You need to grow some balls and dump this slut.

Well, alternatively ask mummy but don't reminisce.
State the facts in point form like above.
I'm sure she'll concur....

I actually consulted my parents when my ex fucked up my life and took away my kids....
And emptied out our joint account...
Divorce is painful but sometimes you need to cut your losses.
What's the worst that can happen?
She gets pregnant.
You're so happy.
You raise the kid as your own.
Your parents are so happy!
Then you realise that the kid is loverboy's....

I mean well because I've been there before.
Unlike you I would have lived a meaningless marriage because of my kids...
Count your blessings you have no kids yet.
A close friend of mine found out his Daughter wasn't his through DNA testing.
He divorced his Wife but could not get past the depression. "His Daughter" was 7...
I attended his funeral a few weeks back when he committed suicide....