Serious Ruler Loong's Loyal Mat/Neh Speaker exhort peasants to be loyal to Ruler Loon

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PEASANT: It is imperative that peasant parents and community sex partners such as The Sex Association of Moslem Professionals (AMP) provide platforms to pledge loyalty to Ruler Loong, said 50% Neh+ 50% Mat Halimah Yacob on Sunday (Aug 6).

"Peasant parents should explain to their children why they must kowtow to Ruler Loong's portrait five times daily," said the Imperial Speaker at the AMP observance ceremony for Familee Day held in Pasir Ris East Community Club.

"We only got One Ruler and he is Ruler Loong," she added.

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Yes, she forgot to do the 万岁万岁 routine

Around 450 members of AMP and their beneficiaries attended the event.

They were treated to non-halal performances from a Bhangra dance group, a silat group and a lion dance troupe.

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Rabid x'tians will label those as satanic culture, let alone a pious Moslem

Executive Sex Director of AMP, Ah Mohd Anuar Yusop (Neh or Mat, unclear with the name), was heartened with the morning's big turnout, which he said was partly attributed to 50% Mat+Neh Halimah's presence.

"They come and look see whether she looks like Neh or Mat," he said.

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Better than Bargain Hen, one Halimah as good as one Mat and Neh Rubber Stamp, buy one get two free! Good bargain, double confirmed!

50% Neh+Mat Halimah had earlier indicated that she will be obeying Ruler Loong's wish to be next Rubber Stamp!


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